Every ugly stupid thing

I am reading about the hottest woman alive across every year that I have been alive. I wish I was alive in 1988 so I could say that I was born in the year that Jessica Rabbit was the hottest woman alive. A CILF: Cartoon I’d Like to Fuck. My birth year’s hottest woman was Christina Applegate, who played a sexy teenager on TV, validating men who sat at home on their couches watching TV, laughing at pretty ordinary jokes while wanting to fuck a teenager, which is perhaps a more forceful message about times in which we live than a CILF.

I am reading about Prince Harry’s particular pattern of male baldness as proof half of his genes came from Prince Charles and not from that other guy Princess Di was having sex with before she died.