As January 26 looms, the culture wars are getting louder. The National Settler-Colonisation Day Council (NSCDC)* strongly urges all Australians to resist caving in, no matter what the other side says. There is only one side to stand in the culture wars, and it rhymes with ‘right’.

In collaboration with the government, we will bravely protect all that is good about Australian nationalism and instil a sense of pride in citizens. So, on National Settler-Colonisation Day, all Australians attending mandatory citizenship events must comply with the new dress code.